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Announcement. Real Meow

Realme has announced a cute little animal. Called realmeow - "Real Meow", Real Meow.

He has superpowers - he can fly, hears everything. With his laser eyes he is able to transform objects. Has a built-in (in the mustache) transceiver for interstellar communication.

Kind, moderately resourceful, moderately well-fed. Handsome, in short.

Well done, realme. Stormy, prolonged applause.

George Kiselyov